Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana
I'm minding my own business, taking a picture of a cute little birdhouse at a park. And then, ready to go, I jump into the car. And what do I spy? The banana tree had actual bananas on it! I hadn't even noticed when I had been standing right under them taking the birdhouse picture. Jumping back out of the car (while Mr. Me sighs), I run back to get pictures of real bananas growing on real banana trees! Isn't Florida wonderful? I couldn't help myself. I swiped one. I just HAD to try it. As Bill zoomed off, I peeled it and was surprised to see perfect fruit. I wasn't sure it was safe to eat and so took a very small bite. And, it was delicious! Mr. Me predicted I would probably get sick... ...or arrested. Even pointing out a police car a few blocks away. And although he was prevailed upon to share this marvelous experience, ...